TOP TEN REASONS to CELEBRATE . . . Especially If You Don’t Feel Like It

December 31, 2012in Newsletter Archive

TOP TEN REASONS to CELEBRATE . . . Especially If You Don’t Feel Like It



Dear Friend,

       Happy New Year!  As 2013 kicks off the next Great Age with accelerating energies moving us towards a tipping point in the unified field of consciousness, I hope you’ll enjoy my personal countdown of marvelous incentives for rejoicing:


10.    “We are in the perfect circumstances for our Souls to learn whatever they designed this whole game to learn. As the process of karmic fruition speeds up, our lives get freer and freer from attachment and we create less and less karma.” RAM DASS


        In other words:  The less attachment we have to circumstances, people, places and things being the way we want===the less spinning our wheels, suffering and karmic bondage we create.  Isn’t free will grand?


9.  “Welcome and attend them all! Even if they’re a crowd of sorrows, who violently sweep your house empty of its furniture, still, treat each guest honorably. He may be clearing you out for some new delight.” RUMI


        If we review our personal history with 20-20 hindsight, how many of us can say that our most traumatic experiences reaped the deepest soul growth and healing over time?  And, if you haven’t raised your hand yet . . . it’s a comin.  


8.  “Death, impermanence, things that go wrong, laughter, colour, autumn leaves, light sparkling in puddles, cars breaking down, relationships ending, falling in love—all are the play of existence, the movement and change that is reality. It is only experienced as unsatisfactory when we try to stop movement and change, or see movement and change as painful. Once we have a real understanding of the cause of our experience of samsara as unsatisfactory, we can engage with it in a light-hearted manner. We play with our life experience, rather than feeling like a victim of our circumstances.” Ngakpa Chögyam


          On the morning after events like Y2K, the end of the Mayan calendar or any other potentially life-threatening circumstances, can we watch the sun rising as if on the very first day of creation?  If so, we become ever more aware that—even when the sky “appears” to be falling— we can choose to respond with an “OH WOW” rather than an “OH NO.”


7.  To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. Seeing, hearing, feeling, are miracles, and each part and tag of me is a miracle. Henceforth I ask not for good fortune. I myself am good fortune. Re-examine all that you have been told… dismiss that which insults your soul.”  WALT WHITMAN


         The Buddha spoke at length about how rare and precious a human incarnation is . . . but we just keep forgetting.  If we could only remember to begin and end each day with a “thank you,” then we just might begin to experience our own Being as the original fortune cookie and taste our innate sweetness. Yum!


6.  From the Buddhist point of view, the Chinese officer who is committing the cruel act against the young boy is initiating a new cycle of negative karma.  In the case of the child, there is a closure of a particular karma that the child is experiencing.  The perpetrator of the crime is in fact an object of more compassion and mercy than the child.”  DALAI LAMA


         From facilitating thousands of past-life regressions, I can honestly share that some of the greatest karmic gains come from past incarnations with the most suffering, and the lives where there was the most abuse of power incurred the most karmic poo-poo.  The wheels of karma grind exceedingly slow but exceedingly fine.  Everybody—sooner or later—gets their karmauppance, rest assured.  So, that’s just one less thing to ever be concerned about!  (Unless you’ve been veery naughty:))


5. The one who knows how to live knows how to die.  The one who knows how to fall in love knows when the moment has come to fall out of it.  He falls out of it gracefully, with a good-bye, with gratitude. If one really wants to live life in all its richness, one has to learn how to be consistently inconsistent.  How to be able to move from one extreme to another—sometimes rooted deep in the earth and sometimes flying high in the heavens, sometimes making love and sometimes meditating.  And then, slowly, your heaven and your earth come closer and closer, and you will become the horizon where they meet.”  OSHO


         It’s not about embracing only vertical development and loving unity consciousness OR about embracing horizontal development and being a lover of duality/polarities—it’s about embracing the full range of vertical and horizontal, unity and duality simultaneously and holding that split-screen with no preference.  When we fully dive into our bodies, emotions, physical senses and all the wonders of the earth plane while remaining fully present with WHAT IS, then the space/time continuum dissolves and we are always Right Here and Right Now with infinite levels of heaven (or hell) to choose to be in.  The wisdom of “no escape” becomes visceral as we realize there truly is nowhere else to go.  It’s never “either/or” in my book—it’s always AND and BOTH.


4.  “The Warrior of Light knows that everything a person does has enduring consequences—his victories, his defeats, his enthusiasm and his despondency—all form part of his Good Fight. The glory of the world is transitory, and we should not measure our lives by it. We are all protagonists of our own lives and it is often the anonymous heroes who leave the deepest mark.”  PAUL COELHO


         Many of us delude ourselves into believing that we have a great mission to bring some “thing” important to the world that will outlast us and give our lives more meaning, and that this calling supersedes dealing with our personal issues.  But, if we place manifesting our trans-personal dharma before healing our personal emotional, family and body karma, then we need to know we may be setting ourselves up to get whacked down to size (in a good way) in the area we’re avoiding healing.  And, if we are hard at the inner work of healing ourselves, then we need to know that healing our hearts is the greatest gift we can make to the Heart of the World.


3.  “When a cat falls out of a tree, it lets go of itself, becomes completely relaxed, and lands lightly on the ground. If the cat made up its mind that it didn’t want to fall, it would become tense and rigid and would just be a bag of broken bones upon landing.  In the same way, it is the philosophy of the Tao that we are all falling out of a tree, at every moment of our lives.  As a matter of fact, the moment we were born we were kicked off a precipice and we are falling—and there is nothing we can do to stop it.  So, instead of living in a state of constant tension and clinging to all sorts of things that are actually falling with us because the whole world is impermanent, be like a cat. Don’t resist it.”  ALAN WATTS


         This may be one of my favorite quotes of all time as it epitomizes the philosophy I aspire to live by on a daily basis.  We get to choose whether to:  fight a riptide, take other’s “stuff” projected at us personally, or resist surrendering fully to the Flow of Life especially  when it’s knocking us down.  Or, we can hold the faith that whatever is pushing at us is a form of spiritual resistance training—to make us stronger and more flexible—AND that the Flow will always carry us in perfect time to the other shore.


2.     All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.”  Arthur Schopenhauer


        Not so long ago, the belief that the Earth revolved around the Sun could get one killed.  We must be making some progress because, in 2013, beliefs that:  Healthcare for all is a good thing, gun control is necessary, global warming is real, and all forms of fundamentalism are based on ignorance and fear—are slowly gaining ground.  In fact, I believe that we will look back at this year with 20-20 hindsight and see it as a pivotal tipping point in which the majority began to hold these truths to be self-evident.  YAY!


1. “This whole creation is essentially subjective, and the dream is the theater where the dreamer is at once: scene, actor, prompter, stage manager, author, audience, and critic.”  Carl Jung


        On the subject of destiny versus free will, Jung also said: “When an inner situation is not made conscious, it appears outside as fate.”  My take on this is: “We always have free will in how we choose to deal with our karma as it arises, and this choice determines our destiny (aka fate).”  In other words, if we get pissed off enough at our circumstances—and justifiable anger is one of the most dangerous and toxic emotions—then, sooner or later, our body (or personal reality) will explode with somatizing symptoms to get our attention that our “house” is on fire.

       If we look at the mass reality as a mirror or projection of our mass shadow— oy veh —have we got a long way to go, baby.  That’s why it’s best to start with ourselves.  For, if we can learn how to maintain peace in our inner kingdom—then, so it shall be. 


       Please feel free to contact me to discuss setting up a one-hour session to learn my “Peace in Our Inner Kingdom” practices by phone or in-person in NYC.  It’s my newest offering and, with a special introductory price of $150 through January, it’s the gift that will just keep on giving. 


“If everything seems under control, you’re probably not moving fast enough.”  Mario Andretti


          In closing, I’ve written at length over the last few years about the divine order-ly chaos we’ve been experiencing  that has been, in part, created by the ongoing acceleration of galactic energies and the planetary square of Pluto and Uranus through 2015.  These energies are creating a breakdown of internal and external structures—personally and en masse—that no longer serve our evolution.  This new reality on planet Earth is one which, by now, I’m sure we’ve all become aware of.

       We need to accept, going forward, that no matter how tightly buckled up we are for security during the ride of this incarnation, there will continue to be more than our usual share of bumps and bruises to shake us up and wake us up. 

       Some may be collateral damage but, if you believe in synchronicity, in other words— that coincidence is just the Divine’s way of remaining anonymous—then the new normal is to view the ride of this life more as an adventure sport than an amusement park ride. That means:  more potential for unpredictable highs and lows, hairpin turns and injuries, but also more feelings of aliveness and appreciation for each moment of this precious incarnation than ever before. 

       Our physical vehicles are going to feel increasingly more like bumper cars as we get buffeted around by the winds of galactic gale-force change.  If Life is the ultimate Guru, than the teaching is:  How do we deal with the reality that there is never any guarantee that we will have our health, our bodies, our homes or our loved ones tomorrow? 

       With this in mind, have you noticed that, when we watch  people, places and things being destroyed on the other side of our planet (courtesy of the internet and CNN), it’s beginning to feel, more and more, like it’s happening in our own backyard?  Welcome to the “unified field theory” of consciousness which is the hallmark of our New Age!  And it’s being delivered to a theater very near you courtesy of the mass consciousness tipping point.



        The highest level soul-level solution for 2013 and beyond is:  

I.  Enjoy the ride today—perhaps even more so—by acting as if each day is our last . . . and smile.

II. Hold the faith that:  Life goes on, our Souls live on and that which we have always been seeking—Source—has been inside us all along . . . and smile.

III. Be grateful that Life is doing its damnedest to help us remember why we are truly here . . . and just keep on smiling.


        Wishing us all a year of ever-expanding cracked-open Hearts and Minds allowing more Light in than ever before,

 J   O   A   N


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