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YOUR 2024 COSMIC GPS from the GALACTIC FIDDLERS: “Remember to Save the Last Dance for All That Is.”

November 22, 2023in Newsletter Archive

Listen along on YOUTUBE THE LEMURIANS (around their council fire)–Joan Pancoe “Sometimes as we sit in council, we must laugh because, as we project our probabilities through the alignment of points through time, we can feel them rushing back towards us from the backs of our consciousness.“Where is the beginning, where is the final, and...

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EARTH SCHOOL’S PLUTO in AQUARIUS CURRICULUM: An 180° Paradigm Shift Is Approaching at Warp Speed

August 31, 2023in Newsletter Archive

EARTH SCHOOL’S PLUTO in AQUARIUS CURRICULUM: An 180° Paradigm Shift Is Approaching at Warp Speed Listen along on YOUTUBE View in BROWSERGUARDIAN OF THE PHOENIX FIRE–Joan Pancoe “Without this ‘wearying world’ we cannot find enlightenment. Without the responses we would be bereft of the fabulous friction which illuminates our Buddha nature.” –Ngak’chang Rinpoche “Enlightenment is ego’s...

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A MYSTIC’S TAKE ON KARMIC DEBTS:Only the Giver Can Stamp the Record “PAID IN FULL” Because the Receiver Never Will

May 23, 2023in Newsletter Archive

Listen along on YOUTUBE WARNING LABEL: Please note that some of the information in this newsletter is from a channeled transmission from the Akashic Records regarding the Laws of Karma and, as such, may make for some seriously heavy reading, as well as pushing more than a few buttons.:)MATERNAL–Joan Pancoe “When you argue with reality,...

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Springtime Follies for Seekers and Mystics: “Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys!”

***Last Call for locking in old rates by April 1!  Please scroll down for details.*** Listen along on YOUTUBE “The expansion (i.e., projection) and the contraction (i.e., dissolution) of the universe are called lila (the divine sport) in Hindu scriptures. In this divine play, the One becomes many and the many return into the One...

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Jovial Jupiter Knows Best: The Imperative of Healthy Selfishness and the Joys of Self-Indulgence

January 17, 2023in Newsletter Archive

Listen along on YOUTUBE ***For a Special Announcement Concerning My Work Going Forward, Please Scroll Down *** THE GUARDIAN OF TRANSFORMATION—Joan Pancoe “The entire Universe is my true personality”—Anonymous Zen Master “There is a very fine line between loving life and being greedy for it.”—Maya Angelou Dear One,I hope you’re ready for some really good news!...

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A Seer’s Insights into 2023 and Beyond: As the World Appears to Be Growing Darker, It Accelerates Our Awakening to Illuminate All That Is

November 24, 2022in Newsletter Archive

LISTEN ALONG ON YOUTUBE ***For a Special Announcement Concerning My Work Going Forward, Please Scroll Down *** HUMAN BECOMING—Joan Pancoe “If you want to awaken all of humanity, then awaken all of yourself. If you want to eliminate suffering in the world, then eliminate all that is dark and negative in yourself. Truly, the greatest...

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Your Exquisite Earth School Curriculum Comes with A “GET OUT OF KARMIC JAIL FREE” Pass, But Terms and Conditions Apply

September 22, 2022in Newsletter Archive

LISTEN ALONG ON YOUTUBE“What has changed is that before, my neuroses were these huge, big things that were very frightening, and they took me over… And now they’re sort of like little Shmoos. They’re little, friendly beings, and I invite them in for tea.”–Ram Dass Dear ONE,Happy Fall! Right now, Karmic Teacher Saturn RX is...

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A Mystic’s Midsummer Musings: “Once You Get a Taste for the Real Soul Food, Junk Food Loses Its Flavor”

July 26, 2022in Newsletter Archive

LISTEN ALONG ON MY: YOUTUBE CHANNEL   “Let body needs dwindle and soul decisions increase. Diminish what you give your physical self. Your spiritual eye will begin to open.”—RUMI For more:Ruminations of a Timeless Mystic Dear ONE,To kick off your fullest enjoyment of the season, let’s start with some sorely needed good news: On July 28,...

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YOUR 2022 SUMMER OF LOVE’S RECIPE FOR BLISS: Being Nowhere and Now Here Simultaneously

May 25, 2022in Newsletter Archive

LISTEN ALONG ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL “In the Garden by the River”—Joan Pancoe “There’s no place like home.”—Multiple Sources Dear ONE, Most of us are consciously aware of just how much the weather can affect our mood and outlook on Life as we go through Nature’s seasons. However, even though the yearly retrograde cycles of the...

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SPRING 2022’s BIG QUESTION: What’s Next When Your Old Storyline is Finito?

Please scroll down for ***YOUR SPRING SPECIAL OFFERINGS*** Listen along on my YOUTUBE CHANNEL “I SEND YOU . . .”—Joan Pancoe “There’s been a quantum leap technologically in our age, but unless there’s another quantum leap in human relations, unless we learn to live in a new way towards one another, there will be a catastrophe....

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2022: The Delight of Living Dangerously Beyond, Beyond, Beyond the Beyond

December 28, 2021in Newsletter Archive

Listen along on my YOUTUBE CHANNEL “I have a large seashell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world.”—Steven Wright “He’s like a pearl on the deep bottom, wondering, inside his shell, where’s the ocean?”—Rumi Dear One, Just after the Winter Solstice heralded the return of the Light on December 21, we...

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2022 COMING ATTRACTIONS: Choosing a Belief System That Actually Works for You

November 1, 2021in Newsletter Archive, Uncategorized

“True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation of uncertain, hazardous and conflicting information.”—Winston Churchill Dear One,Every year around Thanksgiving, I spontaneously receive channeled downloads for my annual “Coming Attractions” newsletter which I send out sometime in December. But, this year, on the day I sent out my Labor Day newsletter, the 2022 info relentlessly...

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YOUR FALL 2021 KARMIC FINAL EXAM: A Mystic’s Take on Creating Healthy Boundaries for All Levels of Body Consciousness

Listen along on my YOUTUBE CHANNEL THE DELUGE—Joan Pancoe “The earth plane is one of many schools for soul growth and each lifetime is a different class. The body is the vehicle, desire the motivating force, experience the curriculum and refinement the lesson.”—Joan Pancoe, COSMIC SUGAR: The Amorous Adventures of a Modern Mystic, (writing as...

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SUMMER 2021: A Mystic’s Take on Hungry Ghosts, Karmic Setpoints and How to Truly Feed Our Souls

June 30, 2021in Newsletter Archive

LISTEN ON YOUTUBE CHANNEL Beast Becoming Human—Joan Pancoe “In the Hindu Religion, where harmlessness is the ideal and flesh-eating is prohibited, Shiva has allowed meat for psychics, for the very reason that psychic power is power of the mind and the body must be strong enough to sustain it.”—Hazrat Inayat Khan, Sufi mystic “A man...

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JUPITER IN PISCES: Dipping, Diving and Dissolving into the Cosmic Ocean of Consciousness

April 28, 2021in Newsletter Archive

For an audio version: YOUTUBE CHANNEL “Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?”―Mary Oliver Dear One, I’m delighted to announce that, starting on May 13, expansive Jupiter, the planet of good fortune and abundance on all levels, is dipping his toe into the Cosmic Ocean Consciousness...

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2021’s Cautiously Optimistic Psychic Forecast: Keep Your Heart Open and Your Powder Dry

February 10, 2021in Newsletter Archive, Uncategorized

YOUTUBE CHANNEL   Microcosmus Melothesia—Benjamin Vierling   “The body is a device to calculate the astronomy of the spirit. Look through that astrolabe and become oceanic.”  Rumi For more:  Ruminations of a Timeless Mystic Dear One, I hope this holiday missive finds you well and at peace with what IS. The good news is that,...

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Winter Solstice Newsflash: The Great Jupiter-Saturn Rebirth in Aquarius Has Begun!

December 16, 2020in Newsletter Archive, Uncategorized

***LAST CALL*** Only Three Days Left to Claim Your SOLSTICE SPECIAL GIFT OFFERINGS Please scroll down for details. Dear One, Every year we celebrate the Winter Solstice, the darkest day of the year, as the time when the Light slowly but inexorably begins to return. This year, we have a lot more to celebrate as...

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Total Eclipse Election Season 2020: The Bardo of Bombardment

November 17, 2020in Newsletter Archive

*** Please scroll down for: YOUR SOLSTICE SPECIAL GIFT OFFERINGS *** For audio versions of these newsletters:Joan’s YOUTUBE Channel “In the garden of gentle sanity, May you be bombarded by coconuts of wakefulness” ―Chögyam Trungpa   Dear One, If you’ve been feeling bombarded like never before by all the chaos and uncertainty of 2020, which...

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OCTOBER SURPRISE INVITATION: Your Participation Is Requested to Be in the Grandest Show in the Universe

October 7, 2020in Newsletter Archive

For audio versions of these newsletters, as well as “SPIRITUAL PERSPECTIVES ON THE PANDEMIC,” please check out:Joan’s YOUTUBE Channel “When you begin to feel completely desolate, you begin to heal yourself. You make yourself at home.” ―Chögyam Trungpa Dear One, With all the chaos and confusion on the planet these days, how do we light...

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YOUR FALL 2020 PSYCHIC PREVIEW: Do You Feel Lucky?

August 31, 2020in Newsletter Archive

“The Appointment in Samarra”The speaker is DeathThere was a merchant in Bagdad who sent his servant to market to buy provisions and in a little while the servant came back, white and trembling, and said, “Master, just now when I was in the marketplace I was jostled by a woman in the crowd and when...

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