2021’s Cautiously Optimistic Psychic Forecast: Keep Your Heart Open and Your Powder Dry
YOUTUBE CHANNEL Microcosmus Melothesia—Benjamin Vierling “The body is a device to calculate the astronomy of the spirit. Look through that astrolabe and become oceanic.” Rumi For more: Ruminations of a Timeless Mystic Dear One, I hope this holiday missive finds you well and at peace with what IS. The good news is that,...Continue to read
Winter Solstice Newsflash: The Great Jupiter-Saturn Rebirth in Aquarius Has Begun!
***LAST CALL*** Only Three Days Left to Claim Your SOLSTICE SPECIAL GIFT OFFERINGS Please scroll down for details. Dear One, Every year we celebrate the Winter Solstice, the darkest day of the year, as the time when the Light slowly but inexorably begins to return. This year, we have a lot more to celebrate as...Continue to read
Total Eclipse Election Season 2020: The Bardo of Bombardment
*** Please scroll down for: YOUR SOLSTICE SPECIAL GIFT OFFERINGS *** For audio versions of these newsletters:Joan’s YOUTUBE Channel “In the garden of gentle sanity, May you be bombarded by coconuts of wakefulness” ―Chögyam Trungpa Dear One, If you’ve been feeling bombarded like never before by all the chaos and uncertainty of 2020, which...Continue to read
OCTOBER SURPRISE INVITATION: Your Participation Is Requested to Be in the Grandest Show in the Universe
For audio versions of these newsletters, as well as “SPIRITUAL PERSPECTIVES ON THE PANDEMIC,” please check out:Joan’s YOUTUBE Channel “When you begin to feel completely desolate, you begin to heal yourself. You make yourself at home.” ―Chögyam Trungpa Dear One, With all the chaos and confusion on the planet these days, how do we light...Continue to read
YOUR FALL 2020 PSYCHIC PREVIEW: Do You Feel Lucky?
“The Appointment in Samarra”The speaker is DeathThere was a merchant in Bagdad who sent his servant to market to buy provisions and in a little while the servant came back, white and trembling, and said, “Master, just now when I was in the marketplace I was jostled by a woman in the crowd and when...Continue to read
The Universe Is Conspiring to Help Us Up Our Game to Prepare for This Fall’s Karmic Final Exam
The Web in the Womb—Joan Pancoe “We are a hundred thousand years beyond insanity. Plato does not speak of this. The physical beauty of men and women is not an image here. Lovers are alive to the extent that they can die. If you want to more alive, love is your true health.” —Rumi Dear...Continue to read
TRIPLE ECLIPSE INTENSITY ALERT: Hearts and Minds Are Being Blown Wide Open All Over the World
Going with the Flow II Joan Pancoe “What if God was one of usJust a slob like one of usJust a stranger on the busTrying to make His way home?”Lyrics by Joan Osborne Dear ONE,What if, from the far future, we could look back at this time in human history with 20-20 hindsight? My...Continue to read
CRAZY WISDOM NEWSFLASH: What Kind of Mad Mystic Launches A Website Amidst So Much Global Chaos?
WORK/PLAY VARIATIONS Joan Pancoe “All madmen may not be mystics, but all mystics are mad. By mad, I mean they have gone beyond the mind. The madman may have fallen below the mind, and the mystic may have gone beyond the mind, but one thing is similar. Both are not in their minds.” OSHO Dear...Continue to read
When Pluto, Saturn, Venus and Jupiter ALL Go Retrograde: It’s Time to Cultivate A Taste for Bittersweet Going Forward
GOING WITH THE FLOW Joan Pancoe “There is no better fuel (than sicknesses) to burn off the bad karmas.Don’t get into entertaining a sad mind or negative views (over the sicknesses). But see them as signs of the waning of your bad karmas and rejoice over them.” Rigdzin Jigme Lingpa (1729–1798) Apparitions of the Self:...Continue to read
JUPITER/PLUTO NEWSFLASH: Mother Nature’s Bitter Medicine and the Deeper Game Plan Behind It All
KALI “If there is something in nature you don’t understand, odds are it makes sense in a deeper way that is beyond your understanding. So, there is a logic to natural things that is much superior to our own. Just as there is a dichotomy in law: ‘innocent until proven guilty’ as opposed to ‘guilty...Continue to read
Global Karmic PTSD Psychic Forecast: WHATEVER Triggers Alarm in You is the Perfect Springboard into Higher Consciousness
“Imagine there’s no countries It isn’t hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too Imagine all the people living life in peace… Imagine no possessions I wonder if you can No need for greed or hunger A brotherhood of man Imagine all the people Sharing all the world… You may...Continue to read
SUPER FULL MOON IN VIRGO: Global Karmic PTSD Alert
SUPER FULL MOON IN VIRGO: Global Karmic PTSD Alert SUPER FULL MOON IN VIRGO: Global Karmic PTSD Alert To view in your browser: CLICK HERE If you no longer wish to receive these consciousness-expanding newsletters, please: UNSUBSCRIBE “We practise and we work with whatever arises without attempting to convert the disorderly nature of...Continue to read
The Penultimate Choice for True Lovers of All Varieties: Karmic Crazy Glue or Cosmic Sugar?
The Penultimate Choice for True Lovers of All Varieties: Karmic Crazy Glue or Cosmic Sugar? The Penultimate Choice for True Lovers of All Varieties: Karmic Crazy Glue or Cosmic Sugar? To view in your browser: CLICK HERE THE HEART OF FIRE by Joan Pancoe “A life without love is a waste. ‘Should I look for...Continue to read
NEW YEAR’S NEWSFLASH ECLIPSE ALERT: Please Remain Seated for the Entire Performance
NEW YEAR’S NEWSFLASH ECLIPSE ALERT: Please Remain Seated for the Entire Performance To view in your browser and see ALL the images: CLICK HERE Pick the caption which makes you smile the most: “Sit down, Sit down, Sit down you’re rocking the boat!” from Guys and Dolls OR “If everything seems under control, you’re just...Continue to read
JUPITER IN CAPRICORN 2020: The Sacred Tremor of the Universe Pulsates in the Center of Each and Every Being
JUPITER IN CAPRICORN 2020: The Sacred Tremor of the Universe Pulsates in the Center of Each and Every Being To view in your browser and see all the visuals: CLICK HERE “The venerated Shakti, source of energy, opens her eyes and the universe is reabsorbed in pure consciousness; she closes them and the universe is...Continue to read
MID-FALL QUICKENING PROGNOSIS: Cases of Mystical Mutants and Evolutionary Guinea Pigs Are on the Rise
MID-FALL QUICKENING PROGNOSIS: Cases of Mystical Mutants and Evolutionary Guinea Pigs Are on the Rise To view in your browser and see ALL the visuals: CLICK HERE If you no longer wish to receive these consciousness-expanding newsletters, please: Unsubscribe Joan is now offering: FREE Initial Consultations for Prospective Clients & SPECIAL GIFT PACKAGES for...Continue to read
Your Fall 2019 Prescription for Maximizing Wellbeing: The Witnessing Protection Program and the Post-Traumatic Soul Growth Protocol
Your Fall 2019 Prescription for Maximizing Wellbeing: The Witnessing Protection Program and the Post-Traumatic Soul Growth Protocol SUMMER SPECIAL LAST CALL! Please scroll down for detailsTo view in your browser and see all the visuals: CLICK HEREWORK/PLAY VARIATIONS Joan Pancoe “The entire world is my true personality.” Anonymous Zen Master Dear One, It’s...Continue to read
JUPITER DIRECT/URANUS RX MIDSUMMER DELIGHTS: Alertly Relaxing into the Cosmic Ocean of Unpredictable Unpredictability
JUPITER DIRECT/URANUS RX MIDSUMMER DELIGHTS: Alertly Relaxing into the Cosmic Ocean of Unpredictable Unpredictability To view in your browser and see ALL the visuals: CLICK HERE GUARDIAN OF TRANSFORMATION Joan Pancoe “We can change the world, definitely. For the warrior, every moment is a challenge to be genuine, and each challenge is delightful. When you...Continue to read
SUMMER 2019 ECLIPSE ALERT: Shocks to the System Are Triggering Karmic PTSD in Everybody
SUMMER 2019 ECLIPSE ALERT: Shocks to the System Are Triggering Karmic PTSD in Everybody To view in your browser and see ALL the visuals: CLICK HERE THE DWARF Joan Pancoe “There is, among Orthodox Jews, a blessing to be said on witnessing the strange: one blesses God for the diversity of his creation, and one...Continue to read
Summer 2019 Split-Decision: Do You Believe in Magic or Is There Trouble in Shangri-La?
Summer 2019 Split-Decision: Do You Believe in Magic or Is There Trouble in Shangri-La? To view in your browser and see ALL the visuals: CLICK HERE “I think that probably nobody should ever get everything they want. I know a lot of people with a lot of money who are very unhappy.” Stevie Nicks...Continue to read