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YOUR FALL 2020 PSYCHIC PREVIEW: Do You Feel Lucky?
“The Appointment in Samarra”The speaker is DeathThere was a merchant in Bagdad who sent his servant to market to buy provisions and in a little while the servant came back, white and trembling, and said, “Master, just now when I was in the marketplace I was jostled by a woman in the crowd and when...
Continue to readThe Universe Is Conspiring to Help Us Up Our Game to Prepare for This Fall’s Karmic Final Exam
The Web in the Womb—Joan Pancoe “We are a hundred thousand years beyond insanity. Plato does not speak of this. The physical beauty of men and women is not an image here. Lovers are alive to the extent that they can die. If you want to more alive, love is your true health.” —Rumi Dear...
Continue to readTRIPLE ECLIPSE INTENSITY ALERT: Hearts and Minds Are Being Blown Wide Open All Over the World
Going with the Flow II Joan Pancoe “What if God was one of usJust a slob like one of usJust a stranger on the busTrying to make His way home?”Lyrics by Joan Osborne Dear ONE,What if, from the far future, we could look back at this time in human history with 20-20 hindsight? My...
Continue to readCRAZY WISDOM NEWSFLASH: What Kind of Mad Mystic Launches A Website Amidst So Much Global Chaos?
WORK/PLAY VARIATIONS Joan Pancoe “All madmen may not be mystics, but all mystics are mad. By mad, I mean they have gone beyond the mind. The madman may have fallen below the mind, and the mystic may have gone beyond the mind, but one thing is similar. Both are not in their minds.” OSHO Dear...
Continue to readWhen Pluto, Saturn, Venus and Jupiter ALL Go Retrograde: It’s Time to Cultivate A Taste for Bittersweet Going Forward
GOING WITH THE FLOW Joan Pancoe “There is no better fuel (than sicknesses) to burn off the bad karmas.Don’t get into entertaining a sad mind or negative views (over the sicknesses). But see them as signs of the waning of your bad karmas and rejoice over them.” Rigdzin Jigme Lingpa (1729–1798) Apparitions of the Self:...
Continue to readJUPITER/PLUTO NEWSFLASH: Mother Nature’s Bitter Medicine and the Deeper Game Plan Behind It All
KALI “If there is something in nature you don’t understand, odds are it makes sense in a deeper way that is beyond your understanding. So, there is a logic to natural things that is much superior to our own. Just as there is a dichotomy in law: ‘innocent until proven guilty’ as opposed to ‘guilty...
Continue to readGlobal Karmic PTSD Psychic Forecast: WHATEVER Triggers Alarm in You is the Perfect Springboard into Higher Consciousness
“Imagine there’s no countries It isn’t hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too Imagine all the people living life in peace… Imagine no possessions I wonder if you can No need for greed or hunger A brotherhood of man Imagine all the people Sharing all the world… You may...
Continue to readSUPER FULL MOON IN VIRGO: Global Karmic PTSD Alert
SUPER FULL MOON IN VIRGO: Global Karmic PTSD Alert SUPER FULL MOON IN VIRGO: Global Karmic PTSD Alert To view in your browser: CLICK HERE If you no longer wish to receive these consciousness-expanding newsletters, please: UNSUBSCRIBE “We practise and we work with whatever arises without attempting to convert the disorderly nature of...
Continue to readThe Penultimate Choice for True Lovers of All Varieties: Karmic Crazy Glue or Cosmic Sugar?
The Penultimate Choice for True Lovers of All Varieties: Karmic Crazy Glue or Cosmic Sugar? The Penultimate Choice for True Lovers of All Varieties: Karmic Crazy Glue or Cosmic Sugar? To view in your browser: CLICK HERE THE HEART OF FIRE by Joan Pancoe “A life without love is a waste. ‘Should I look for...
Continue to readNEW YEAR’S NEWSFLASH ECLIPSE ALERT: Please Remain Seated for the Entire Performance
NEW YEAR’S NEWSFLASH ECLIPSE ALERT: Please Remain Seated for the Entire Performance To view in your browser and see ALL the images: CLICK HERE Pick the caption which makes you smile the most: “Sit down, Sit down, Sit down you’re rocking the boat!” from Guys and Dolls OR “If everything seems under control, you’re just...
Continue to readJUPITER IN CAPRICORN 2020: The Sacred Tremor of the Universe Pulsates in the Center of Each and Every Being
JUPITER IN CAPRICORN 2020: The Sacred Tremor of the Universe Pulsates in the Center of Each and Every Being To view in your browser and see all the visuals: CLICK HERE “The venerated Shakti, source of energy, opens her eyes and the universe is reabsorbed in pure consciousness; she closes them and the universe is...
Continue to readMID-FALL QUICKENING PROGNOSIS: Cases of Mystical Mutants and Evolutionary Guinea Pigs Are on the Rise
MID-FALL QUICKENING PROGNOSIS: Cases of Mystical Mutants and Evolutionary Guinea Pigs Are on the Rise To view in your browser and see ALL the visuals: CLICK HERE If you no longer wish to receive these consciousness-expanding newsletters, please: Unsubscribe Joan is now offering: FREE Initial Consultations for Prospective Clients & SPECIAL GIFT PACKAGES for...
Continue to readYour Fall 2019 Prescription for Maximizing Wellbeing: The Witnessing Protection Program and the Post-Traumatic Soul Growth Protocol
Your Fall 2019 Prescription for Maximizing Wellbeing: The Witnessing Protection Program and the Post-Traumatic Soul Growth Protocol SUMMER SPECIAL LAST CALL! Please scroll down for detailsTo view in your browser and see all the visuals: CLICK HEREWORK/PLAY VARIATIONS Joan Pancoe “The entire world is my true personality.” Anonymous Zen Master Dear One, It’s...
Continue to readJUPITER DIRECT/URANUS RX MIDSUMMER DELIGHTS: Alertly Relaxing into the Cosmic Ocean of Unpredictable Unpredictability
JUPITER DIRECT/URANUS RX MIDSUMMER DELIGHTS: Alertly Relaxing into the Cosmic Ocean of Unpredictable Unpredictability To view in your browser and see ALL the visuals: CLICK HERE GUARDIAN OF TRANSFORMATION Joan Pancoe “We can change the world, definitely. For the warrior, every moment is a challenge to be genuine, and each challenge is delightful. When you...
Continue to readSUMMER 2019 ECLIPSE ALERT: Shocks to the System Are Triggering Karmic PTSD in Everybody
SUMMER 2019 ECLIPSE ALERT: Shocks to the System Are Triggering Karmic PTSD in Everybody To view in your browser and see ALL the visuals: CLICK HERE THE DWARF Joan Pancoe “There is, among Orthodox Jews, a blessing to be said on witnessing the strange: one blesses God for the diversity of his creation, and one...
Continue to readSummer 2019 Split-Decision: Do You Believe in Magic or Is There Trouble in Shangri-La?
Summer 2019 Split-Decision: Do You Believe in Magic or Is There Trouble in Shangri-La? To view in your browser and see ALL the visuals: CLICK HERE “I think that probably nobody should ever get everything they want. I know a lot of people with a lot of money who are very unhappy.” Stevie Nicks...
Continue to readYou Know Your Karmic Goose Is Cooked When Pluto and Saturn Are Dancing with the Dragon’s Tail
You Know Your Karmic Goose Is Cooked When Pluto and Saturn Are Dancing with the Dragon’s Tail To view in your browser and see ALL the visuals: CLICK HERE If you no longer wish to receive these consciousness-expanding newsletters, please: UNSUBSCRIBE “The impermanence of this present life will force you to leave all wealth behind,...
Continue to readSPRING 2019 PSYCHIC PREVIEW: All Your Stagnate Comfort Zones Are Going, Going, Gone
SPRING 2019 PSYCHIC PREVIEW: All Your Stagnate Comfort Zones Are Going, Going, Gone To view in your browser and see ALL the images: CLICK HERE Going with the Flow Joan Pancoe “I see losing love is like a window in your heart. Everybody sees you’re blown apart. Everybody sees the wind blow” PAUL SIMON Lyrics...
Continue to readIn the Midst of Two Life-Changing Eclipses and a Crazy-Making Uranus Station, A Psychic Looks into Her Hand Once Again
In the Midst of Two Life-Changing Eclipses and a Crazy-Making Uranus Station, A Psychic Looks into Her Hand Once Again To view in your browser and see all the images: CLICK HERE IF YOU NO LONGER WISH TO RECEIVE THESE CONSCIOUSNESS-EXPANDING NEWSLETTERS, PLEASE: UNSUBSCRIBE “Nothing comes ahead of its time, and nothing has ever happened...
Continue to read2019 COMING ATTRACTIONS: How to Be in Paradise During a Cosmic Flu Pandemic
2019 COMING ATTRACTIONS: How to Be in Paradise During a Cosmic Flu Pandemic 2019 COMING ATTRACTIONS: How to Be in Paradise During a Cosmic Flu Pandemic Please Scroll Down for ***YOUR NEW YEAR’S SPECIAL GIFT OFFERINGS*** TO VIEW IN YOUR BROWSER: CLICK HERE TARA “The universe that we inhabit and our shared perception of it...
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